[From left to right]
1. They built you your own personal dog cave/lair.
2. Your human accepts your friends, no matter what species they are.
3. They treat your birthday like it's theirs, right down to the weird flaming cake...
4. They make you even more strange treats, not quite thinking about how bacon is just as good... and way easier.
5. Your life is a series of photo-ops.
6. You are permitted to meddle in human affairs.
7. You're their source of inspiration.
8-9. Where they go, you go... Seriously.
10. You're priority #1, and they're proud of it.
11. Their pals are your pals.
12. They let you steal the show.
13. You get taught some pretty neat stuff.
14. They love you, even when you're a mess they have to clean up.
15. They know all the dog-friendly spots, like super-cool doggy cafes where you can freely drool as you please.
16. You're basically the biggest part of their life. No bones about it.