To dogue is to be a four-legged drooler with a penchant for dirt, dog food, & smelly things, who thus makes up for this non-elegance with fine clothing, accessories, and, of course, cute poses. It’s a rather elusive talent to grasp without giving in to instinct, tearing the clothes off our already fur coated backs or just plain rolling around in the mud.
Nonetheless, there are plenty of dogs who dogue and often become famous doing so. All it takes is a fashion savvy human with a camera and voila! You have a little Audrey Dogburn or James Dog, staring dreamily into the camera with twinkly eyes, slick fur, and a mega hip outfit that hopefully includes all the essentials: shoes, shirt, glasses, and dare I say a pair of trousers.
Even if said dog does not don all the garb at once, that’s no matter. It is up to the human to further their pup’s fashion sense with a variety of styled photoshoots and lots of patience. We can thank these skilled bipedals for not only creating a new way to appreciate fashion, but for putting us canines in a whole new, more sophisticated, light. Take the above fashion pack leaders, for example… Aren’t they simply dashing and so proof that dogs don’t just drool, but rule?